Blonde Highlights

Whilst designing a graphic for a consultant at my job:

Me: Okay, you want me to highlight the important items on this roadmap, right?

Consultant: Correct.

Me: Which ones are the important items?

Consultant: The ones in blue.

Me: All of them are in blue.

Consultant: Yeah, they're all important.

Me: You want me to highlight all of them?

Consultant: I guess so.

Me: That means none of them will be highlighted.

Consultant: The blue ones need to be highlighted.

Me: I understand that, but if you highlight everything, everything ceases to be highlighted. Like if I asked you to highlight the important part of a book, and you highlighted the whole thing. People aren't going to think that the whole thing is important. They'll just think the highlight is the regular font.

Consultant: Oh...okay, well, that one isn't as important. You can not highlight that one.

Me: Congrats to that item, then. That'll make it the most important item on the page.

Consultant: What?

Me: It's the only one that draws the eye. You look right at that one, because it's the only one that's different. It's the girl in the red dress in a sea of black suited men. It's the David Bowie of the page.

Consultant: You really think people won't get it?

Me: Dude, I don't get it, and I've got you explaining it to me. This entire conversation has arisen because it's hard to get. You have to pick, like, 20-30% of these to highlight for highlighting to be a thing.

Consultant: Oh man...some people are going to be mad at me.

Me: Are any of them your boss?

Consultant: No.

Me: You ought to be fine, then.