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I give unto you a horn blowing itself. https://t.co/Hq5bFgYPZA
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Cut my beard off. My face is cold. https://t.co/kxRJ2GDWrg
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Czomedy Show https://t.co/mjSLHs7Rit
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Arrival in Spain https://t.co/ckt366p1oB
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To my friend’s English class in Germany: “Do you like Donal Trump?” Friend: “Remember to ask open-ended questions”… https://t.co/obRnD0y6Kb
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Psshh. Sending #PipeBombs to Hillary Clinton and George Soros like these two are opening their own mail. You’re putting interns at risk.
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So Long, Columbus https://t.co/2OAVvOcfaU
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Getting to be a familiar sight for we, the weary road comedians... @ Pennsylvania https://t.co/TMpFNAVwjG
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Please help. My friend is going through some major stuff right now. #ThoughtsAndPrayers #TuesdayMotivation #metal https://t.co/yF7VGSK37F
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“Show them what’s underneath...show them your Jockey.” -an add for Jockey written by an advertising team that doesn’t watch the news
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“I’m gonna go grab some caulk real quick,” he said aloud, without saying it to himself first.
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Joke Jams https://t.co/ZOkE7zwO9n
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Soooooo, Ohio is just giving up on fixing roads, now or what. Last time I hit a pothole, I’m pretty sure there was a kangaroo in it.
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The Quiz Box rides again! I'll take it home for sure! https://t.co/rmwWAs3CnS
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Boscoe's Bananza https://t.co/aD1IyKnEpv
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Well #birdscooters are the jam. $1 to rent and $.15/minute. Just got to set up charging stations with solar around… https://t.co/05vnP06yhW
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Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory is a science fiction movie. #scifi
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RT @ablington: Anthony Bourdain had one of the only shows on tv that tried with all its might to teach Americans not to be scared of other people.
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The wife is finding some deeeeeep fan art at the estate sale. #StarTrekTNG #WorfFamilyPhoto https://t.co/HxfOWRGGWs